i am back!
from the land of far far away.
okay. i havent been blogging because i was uber busy! and the entry yesterday said that bf was sleeping like a pig. lovelove suggested that i draw on this back/body/legs or something. this is the reason why i couldnt...
yes, the thing on him is his chouchou from 9876543456789 years ago. =S
and i couldnt sleep because i just put on my make up and it seems pretty obvious that he is hogging the bed. when he FINALLY woke up, the first thing he said to me was "
why your eye so black one?"
NABEISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the reason why. i recently bought a new set of eyeshadows from maybeline. because it is smaller, so i thought it's easier to bring along. then the horror happened.............
I DONT KNOW HOW TO BLEND THE COLOURS!
walao eh. make me look like some cheena wayang can! plus, i had the uber thick+long eyelashes in my makeup pouch and i just grabbed the whole pouch without filtering the insides. so i just put them on lor.
and then bf woke up and said that. sickening man. after awhile we went out for a smoke. he kept saying that my eye very black, blah blah blah. so after that, i decided to take off the lashes. lol.
yah i know. my eye very black. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
after he was done changing (
you can imagine how long he took lor!) and everything, we left for joochiat. you know ah, we were SUPPOSED to go shopping since I FREAKING WORE A FUCKING
RED DRESS! but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
he had to continue sleeping after he picked me up, had lunch and went back to his place. damn nabei one lor. okay lah, we were surfing the net before he decided to bum to bed lah. BUT STILL. RAWRRRRRR
anyway, i was showing him some of my ex bf's photos. that cute bugger went like "
walao all so handsome, i damn stress leh!" when we decided to go, he still got time to ask "
baby, i wear this okay? or which one nicer?" VAIN PORK!
cockster face.
blury. dammit.
before we left, he still got time to rummage through my stuffs. i developed one of our photos and put it in my wallet. he went like "
wah! i thought which guy so handsome. see closer, actually is me sia!!!"
YAH!
-______________________-we kinda got lost cause he doesnt know the way to joochiat and normally i just go like "
uncle, joochiat" and POOF! i am there with a cab fare of ~15bucks. well, we managed to reach joochiat after -idontknow- how long.
WIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn cute lah the dog.
ohoh!! and bf kena bird by eve! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ORBI! because he everyday also bird me about my bad habits. so when he finally got bird by someone, i am damn happy. LOLS I AM SO CHILDISH!
i brought him over to 155 to show him that i used to work there. he kinda liked the techno-trance music and suggested we have a beer there. so he went to withdraw money and this is my very vain+beng bf.
withdraw money also wana act beng. wths.
chilled at 155 until closing. i really had half the mind to go up to dance, but i was wearing freaking 4" heels and a dress with nothing but a g-string protecting my arse. yah. so i didnt lo.
before we left for joochiat bf still wanted to go lunar to club one lor. tmdl there got pole and i dont club/dance in dress one can! and he went "
there's always a first time for everything."
he kept asking me to go up and dance, unaware of the fact that my ass is totally naked. i secretly think that he got "
drunk" because he asked me what happened this morning. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
yah. my makeup buang. i am never using that eyeshadow again!!!
left for home and slept till like 11+. i wanted mac breakfast =(. knowing that i cant eat mac already, i decided to laze around and bf kept trying to drag me to shower so that we can go and eat.
the way he force me go, torture one lor! i literally screamed my heart out lah. i got a vain+beng+disgusting bf! he went on top of me, held my hands so that i cant struggle, and then guess what?
HE THREATENED TO DRIP HIS SALIVA ON ME, MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zomfg! disgusting, totally gruesome! stupid bf. so yes, he managed to get me to go shower. thankfully without his saliva on my face. (
honestly, I WOULD FUCKING KILL HIM LOR!) had lunch at KFC.
i was eating a lolipop when we left the house. after awhile, i decided that i dont want it anymore so i went like "
dear, throw where?" he went like "
I WANT!"
*opens his mouth to lolipop.
like, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
the thing is that, he still posed for the photo knowing that it would turn out damn childish and uber takglam for a 23 year old NSF. imagine i blackmail him with this picture! DO THIS OR THE PICTURE WILL BE SHOWN TO YOUR MEN!
wahahahaha! evil plans brewing within me!
ok lah, i go sleep already. MY CLASS 3 TP IS TOMORROW! WISH ME LUCK!
i'll be your best friend
and you'll be my valentine.
11:54 PM
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