Saturday, February 28, 2009

happy birthday!
so pissed.

celebrated jiaru's birthday at kbox last night. will WAITTTTTT for the pics. she confirm damn slow one. as usual. sing, sang, sung. sing until my throat today abit weird weird one.

the room was actually until 11pm. so we thought of shifting to some pubs to continue drinking because non of us got high/drunk yesterday. eh, one bottle of martell shared with SEVEN people leh. how to get high? -_-

so i called bf and asked if he wanted to join us. he said he'd call me later to see how. nabei i tell you, i reach home already, going to sleep already then he call me and say he going home already. FROM A PUB.

win already can.

i jio him go to a pub/dragonfly and he tell me see how. then he goes home from a pub session with his friends. walao one lor. if i know, i would have just went to a pub without him. so annoying.

so anyway, somehow they let us stay till closing. had supper after that and came home. when bf called, i tell you he super ultimate one. i am super the fucking pissed but then, also cannot do anything.

me: eh, b, i miss you leh.
him: good for you lor.
me: (i swear i almost wanted to kill him but i kept quiet)
him: okay lah. i miss you too.

YOU TELL ME LAH. WHERE GOT BF LIKE THAT SAY ONE!

he called me again when he got home because i know he wants to listen to songs from his phone. now he doesnt even use CDs anymore because his stupid phone is a bloody computer by itself and can play songs in his car directly from the damn thing.

him: where you going tomorrow?
me: tell you for what. i'm never going to tell you anything already.
him: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
me: especially "i miss you"
him: how come. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
me: you tell me what you say just now lah!
him: i got say back i miss you too what...
me: no lor before that you said "good for you"
him: that was not me lor.
me: then what? your other drunkard side huh.
him: my twin brother.
me: ya ya then his name is gene-eu right! you eugene, he gene-eu la.
him: yeap! gene-eu tan wei zhi.

i am like, speechless can.

urgh! so bloody pissed off. I DONT WANT TO MEET HIM TOMORROW ALREADY. okay people. i'm done complaining and i'm going out. haha. BYEBYYYYE!

11:38 AM

Thursday, February 26, 2009

bloody hangover.
i miss them.

yes, i am having a hangover.

it started out when ruikun called me yesterday at about 7pm telling me that he got locked out of his house again. so he came over and we lakopi at the coffeeshop. i think too long never talk to him ah.

we lakopi until 1am lo. then desmond smsed me and asked if i want to club. yes, i want to club, but i dont want to club with him when his friends are there. but i want to club! but i dont want to club with him!

BUT I WANT TO CLUB!!!!

so ruikun got no choice but to accompany me. lols. i used the classic "if you dont go, wo men lian peng you dou mei you de zuo!!" so yea. we went over to stjames to club. i did try to ask others too.

but danny was in hougang, samuel was asleep and sky's phone was turned off. bf just got back to camp, so yea. after powerhouse, we went over to boatquay and continued drinking. damn steady right this exgf!

but poor ruikun lah. so i agreed to help him out with his project today. lols.

i'm going clubbing again next wednesday and friday! wednesday's not confirmed but friday's at lunar with bf!! i havent clubbed with bf for like the longest time can! and i havent seen his dogs too!

omgwtfbbq, i am missing his dogs. shit, something is wrong with me. i hate dogs lo. but they are like totally cute lah. especially jayjay. seiyu damn noisy, i dont like, but still very cute. hehe.



like, AWWWWWWW-ness right!

so anyway, desmond got some minnie mouse thingy at boatquay for me. damn cheaterbug lor that idiot! he's supposed to CATCH IT HIMSELF. he ended up getting it from i dont know where and i dont want to know where lah.

and my alcohol limit is going down the drain. i mearly drank like one vodka orange, a few glasses of martell, shared a jug of tequila pop with ruikun and desmond, and a few more glasses of martell.

poof, i'm not walking straight already. super WTF right!!

came home at 7am and KO-ed till like 8pm. lol. had dinner with samuel and lakopi till kinda late. had to go home cause his gf's nagging and i got ruikun's project to help out with. omg lo.

imagine, samuel, bounded by gf. sounds impossible right? but IT'S TRUE!!! couldnt believe it at first, but it's really happening. i'm starting to suspect if he's got a twin bother lo. lol.

AND MS WUN JIYIN! YOU ASK ME TO BLOG, I GAVE YOU 2 POSTS SO YOU BETTER GO BLOG ALSO. I AM WAITING FOR YOUR ENTRY!

ok lah. TIME TO SLEEP AGAIN! BYE PEOPLE!!

11:59 PM

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

ultimate cuteness.
about the days.

had a lil tiff with bf yesterday. =(

okay fine, i started it. but doesnt mean i dont feel sad okay. apparently i failed to understand that my bf has a totally different approach when it comes to showing concern and love.

i've got a weird bf whereby

disturbing me to no limit = love
not bothering and letting me rot = concern

"wtf, how do you call that love and concern?! he is obviously just crapping out some bull so that he can do whatever he wants. wth, gabrielle, are you stupid or something?? WAKE UP YOUR IDEA LAH!"

yes yes, calm down. well, i've heard his point of view and i think it makes alot of sense. what happened was that my period came yesterday and the horrid cramps kicked in soon after.

i was literally dying there but bf just asked me a couple of times "are you okay?" and then continued busying himself with the computer and tv. this got me super pissed because he never sayang me!!

i am so childish, i know.

so anyway, after i picked a quarrel with him, he told me that if he were in pain, he wouldnt want anyone disturbing him. so he thought the same theory applies to me. win already lo. but it's true lah..

so i guess, i just need to know my bf a little bit more. haha. no loh! he should know me more. we just got to realise that both our personalities are so different. plus we're still so new to this relationship.

ON A LIGHTER NOTEEEEEEEEEEE,

i never really mentioned about how we got together. so i'm going to bore everyone today. LOLS. bf and i got to know each other on the 27th of december 2008. somehow, if you recall, i was rather depressed on that day.

because i kinda decided that i will officially break up with a certain someone. so my bf happily added me on msn when he got my email address from wlny. and the amazing thing about that website....

only guys add me. -_-

but guys there are generally very good punching bags when i'm angry/sad. erm, yea, bf was one of the very unfortunate people. HAHAHA. then, i started to get damn hungry. like wth right. lol.

him: a very crude way to put it
him: would u like to have dinner?
him: LOL

i know! like damn cute right!!! (i find it cute. so you got no choice but to agree with me if you want to read. LOLS)

so when i met him, i walked to him and he asked me

him: erm. are you gabrielle?
me: duh. (with -_-) face.
me: let's got. (pointing to the direction of the coffeeshop)

eh yah. that's how we got to know each other. like so not romantic lo. zzz.
we went over to west coast mac to walk around and talk cock. shit man, i'm missing the times where i talked to bf for so long lo. =/

we were rather reluctant to part but he had to go prawning with his cousins. kept smsing each other for the next few days. (AM I STARTING TO BORE YOU?? HAHAHA) on the 31st of december, HALF DAY AT WORK!!!!!!

so i went over to swt's place to suntan. he came over and picked me up because i complained that i was hungry. then he invited me over to his place for the NYE celebration. his dad made sushi.

i was wearing a spag and shorts so i told him that i'll go home and change+makeup. my hair was still damn long and he suggested that i tie it up. i was like "diao. i tie my hair then wear helmet still will be messy what."

he told me to trust him and promised that my hair wont be messy, make up wont tarnish and my dress will be perfectly fine. ok lo. so i dressed up and waited for him. he drove over. -_-

people who knows me in person know that i dont like rich guys. =/

so we went over and then he and his cousin decided to go clubbing. blah blah blah (not interesting). so we went clubbing and i stayed over at his place after that. when i woke up, i was pestering him for water. lol.

so he came back with like 1.5L of water. LIKE LOL LAH. so there, he poped the question. not "will you marry me" lah. but i also cannot remember what happened because both of us had a hangover. lol.

so yah, we kinda got together on the 1st of jan 2009. like 010109 lo. i was telling him sometime back that if we ever get to celebrate our anniversary, we'd get to have fireworks as a uber big present. lol.

all he said was "haha. ya lo." and it took me like one whole week to actually address him as "dear". i am such a horrid gf lah. but i meant it when i called him dear okay. give me some credit lah. lol.

like so not romantic lo. there, and i'm on the pirate ship already.

BF:

you may not exactly be the best guy in the world, but you're still my man.
i may not love you as much as i loved anyone, but everything will turn out fine.
promise.

shit. i am so mussy i hate myself. lol.

okay lah. i guess everyone's in lalaland already. GOOD NIGHT PEOPLE!

2:42 PM

Friday, February 20, 2009

my boliao gf
and my irritating bf.

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE...


a penis

AND...


a cockroach
?????????????????????????






wana know the answer?





really do?










okay...






here goes...








ready??






get set.......






not yet.....











wait for it!!!!!












WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
















YOU GOTTA WAITTTTTT FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











WAIT................




























YOU GET..................




















yea. a cocknis.

(5:25 PM) gabrielle.: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wtf
(5:25 PM) ☣'[K!tyiN™]= : looks gross
(5:25 PM) gabrielle.: YARH
(5:25 PM) ☣'[K!tyiN™]= : it has TWO heads
(5:25 PM) gabrielle.: .....
(5:25 PM) gabrielle.: omg
(5:25 PM) ☣'[K!tyiN™]= : like a man

omg we are damn boliao i tell you!!

yes i know. like "gabrielle, wth! you havent been blogging properly for so long and all you can come out with now is a COCKNIS?! and where is your bday, xmas, d&d, last day of attachment, etc post??????"

okok. i admit i've been super lazy. but you'll have to blame it on my man for passing the lazy virus to me. lol. speaking of which, that idiot locked me out of the room the other day. I KNOW, LIKE WTF RIGHT!

i went to the toilet and he just happily locked the door. FOR FUN. nabeis. so he finally let me in after i got "angry". then i bugged him for milk. i told him i'm going to take milk and he went like

"why i cannot take for you? wait lah i take for you."

so i waited for him to finish up with what he was doing on the computer. after he was done, i told him "let's go! i wana take milk!!" and he looked at me and said "go and take yourself lah. i lazy to go."

!@#$%^&*(*&^#@!~!@^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#$%^&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so irritating lah. then, he locked the door AGAIN. he actually plotted the whole thing can! i got so pissed i went to the kitchen to talk to his maid instead. then he ran out of the room to the balcony.

i should have just pretended not to see him and go to his room and lock him out instead lor. and he was irritating me with some song yesterday. kept singing the same 2 sentences in a uber horrid tone.



and the 2 sentences he kept singing was
"WHEN I GROW UP" and
"careful what you wish for cause YOU JUST MIGHT GEDDIT"

damn irritating i tell you.

so we watched some HK show yesterday until he fell asleep (as usual). his poor friend kept calling because bf said he'll go meet him. he told his friend "okay i go shower then i go already."

apparently, shower = bump back to bed. now i know why he's always so slow. i had to drag him out of bed to go shower. and when he was done, he happily rolled back to bed without wiping himself dry properly.

so i told him to sms his friend. i mean, that's the least he should do lor. that bugger snored his way until i woke him up this morning. he happily never set alarm and just waited for me to wake him up. best.

with him being so annoying, why do i still love him? no idea. seriously.

anyway, going out now! BYE PEOPLE!!!!

8:55 PM

Sunday, February 15, 2009

cherish life.
you never know.

dear Jordan. rest in peace. you will be missed.

i shall talk about the last day of attachment in a seperate entry. because there's TOO MANY pictures and stuffs to talk about. anyway, i didnt exactly get to celebrate valentine's day AGAIN.

because bf had to book in at 9am. so we spent friday night together. he wanted to give me a surprise, but who knew.. he only managed to book out after 11pm on friday. before that, sky asked me out for supper.

so sky drove over and we went over to NUS prata. fully packed so drove over to westcoast mac. after supper, i bought supper for bf too. then sky and i waited near the firestation because i dont know how to go to bf's house.

i only know how to walk there.

YAH! I KNOW. like wth rite!! because bf always drive/ride in and yet i never actually bothered to remember the route in. my poor bf had to drive out to fetch me. i was like, car hopping lor. so funny.

passed bf his present and he didnt want to open it. says he'll wait for me to go home or when i'm not around then he open. both of us were damn tired. so we slept early that night.

i had to wake him up the next morning. seriously a bitch because he will laze around one. he sent me home and i went to sleep. TADAHHHHHHHH!!!! my valentine's day. walao eh. well, at least i spent half of it with him. =)


before leaving for my place.

me: why you never smile one?
him: got ah. i got smile what.
me: no lor dont have. dont care. take again.
him: *tilts head*


see! so much nicer. LOLS.

look like small boy hor. so cute.

i ended up having "valentine's" dinner with my neighbour at west coast plazza. then we wanted to go kbox, but fully booked. nabeis. i hate vday. EVERYWHERE IS PACKED LOR!! i ended up singing k with jiaru and cherie.

at 12midnight.

bf called from camp and was happily making me angry. arse. always like to desiao and desiao and make me pissed one. i ask you lah. where got bf tell you "i just called girlA but she busy so i call you"

knowing that i know that he doesnt have her number?!!

damn stupid right? i got a crazy bf lor. or like, he said something like "that day i went to heeren with girlB to shop." knowing that i know that he hasnt met her yet because she's my friend?!!! wth one right!!!!!

ok, nevermind if you didnt understand my complaints. so anyway, bf decided that he wants to see me today. so he picked me up at my place because i complained that he's getting lazy last night.

he said "that's because you ganjiong spider what. if you can wait, i will go and pick you up one." then become my fault. win already lor. i dont like to wait for him. he very slow one.

like, VERY SLOW one. i think yjy from sengkang pick wjy go back to his place already he still haven come. i'm like serious lor. even sky said he's very slow. but today, i decided to WAIT. i almost fell asleep.

bf needed to book in by 8pm. and we decided to have seoul garden for dinner. say it takes at least 1/2 hour from my place to his camp lah, a normal person would START dinner at about 6+, considering that it's a buffet.

we left his place at 7pm. -________________-
because he wanted to watch "are you smarter than a 5th grader" -____________-
and we ended up eating pizzahut. -_____________-
he ended up really late. -_______________-

NOW YOU KNOW????????????


i got no idea why his face so dulan.

ok lah. i shall go sleep for abit. headache! BYE!!

9:04 PM

Friday, February 13, 2009

a simple prayer.
for a good soul.

dear boy. please wake up. we are all still clinging on for hope that you might, and will be back to join us in all activities organised. everyone is praying for you. be brave and fight through this. we all pray, with whatever little hope that is left, for you to be back and healthy again. Jordan, please be strong and hear our prayers.

8:09 PM

Monday, February 9, 2009

i am suay to the max!
life sucks like totally lah.

MY FREAKING LAPTOP LCD BECAME A GONER LIKE... TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

when my report is due like next wednesday and my presentation is like next next monday. KILL ME NOW. SERIOUSLY!! i cant begin talking about how suay my weekend was lor. this sucks man. and it's supposed to be a good year for me. =(

was over at winnie's on saturday. played banluck and inbetween. i freaking lost like $50 lo. in total, the pool of money amounted to $270. we are going to have dinner lor. RAWR!!!!!!


halfway through the game.

left for home after that. wanted to go meet up with eve but had a horrid headache. came home and rested for awhile before calling bf. i was bugging him to watch a movie with me.

so he went like "you want watch a movie now anot? i'm fucking serious. meet you in town." so yea. i ended up watching -love matters- with bf. freaking nice. kept laughing and suaning bf.

MEN ARE ALL LIKE THAT.

he sent me home and i went to sleep. i woke up at about 1+ on sunday and went over to bf's to continue sleeping. i woke up earlier than bf as usual. and waking him up is such a bitch. he kept lazing around lah.

then he went like "you know, last time i can do 12 chin ups, now one also cannot do. 12 chin ups become cannot. you know. 12 chin ups....." and he continued mumbling to himself until i ignored him. kuakuakua*crow fly past

before he went off to shower, i was packing his bed for him. he literally HOPPED to the room, pointed at his bed and went "so sweet, my bed looks so sweet!" and hopped away, chinese vampire style.

all he lacked of was a talisman on his forehead. walao i got a crazy bf.

the best part is that, he took freaking long to shower, and glued his arse to his second wife without really wiping himself dry after that. then he began downloading songs and i ended up late. wths.

danced and got blueblacks. and i fell off while doing invert. now i got this patch of blueblack on my back as well. bf looked for a moment and continued watching soccer. walao eh!

but then he sayanged me after that lah. hehe.

went back to his place cause he needed to pack his things to book in. he needed to be in camp before midnight. after he was done, he went like "baby, let's go." i looked at him, said okay and continued lying on the bed.

2 minutes later he said "baby, let's go already." i looked at him again, said okay and continued lying on the bed. you might think i'm a horrid gf for making him late. but no lor. you see what he's doing lah!!


he's cutting his freaking nails lor. i go also no use right?

so i happily took a picture of his collection of alcohols! he has collected all the dua paos except for chivas. because he doesnt like chivas. crazy one lor. how can one person drink so much??


NOT inclusive of the ones in the kitchen, outside and near the tv.

mr chong came over for evaluation today. and i dont feel like blogging already.

BYE PEOPLE!

8:39 PM

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

of my life and my love.
and not forgetting my boy.

okay, i have been lazy. i totally admit.



trying to act emo. lol.

went over to aunty's place on saturday. lil weslie was damn cute i tell you. when the whole bunch of us went out to smoke, he took an ashtray and went like "you all smoking ah? nah! *passes ashtray"

everybody, say AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW with me!!!


four of us.


*all i want for christmas CNY is my two front teeth, my two front teeth~


weslie is that guy's cai shen ye. of course he can step on him. =x

we were playing banluck and i kinda won. yeah beginner's luck rocks to the core man. wasnt so greedy so i still won in the end. hehe. after that jy and i went over to sherwin's place for yusheng.

on the way there, some guy named john from aunty's place msged me.

hey u ok anot??? u look drunk...
dots..i'm not drunk
ur freaking face was so red lor....
i tink u colourblind..
.... maybe lor.... so tonight, u stayin @ ur fwen's place?....
wads fwen?
friend.
i see.
.... i ask u a question u tell me i see.... see wat???
nth nvm
.... u still have nt answer my question....

DAMN IRRITATING RIGHT!!! for people like lovelove and swts who heard the way he spoke that day, imagine him saying FWEN. zomfgwtfbbq!!! after that he still can tell me that i missed out on the biggest yusheng in history.

like i care, seriously. big then big lah. big doesnt mean that i will have fun you know. i really had fun at sherwin's place like i always do, thank you very very much. speaking of being at sherwin's...

i got bullied so badly. =(

EVERYONE (jy, clarissa, clarissa's friend, sherwin, shaun, jon, AND sherwin's parents. like, BOTH of them.) bullied poor lil me. gabby is a sad girl. i bet if jorge was there, he'd bully me too. BOOOOOO!!

pictures with sherwin. his mum was HAPPILY snapping pictures. even when i was like changing. -_- really fun. if only my parents are THAT open. but then again, maybe not. i'm happy with the way things are now.

went for a movie with sherwin, shaun and jon after that. underworld. okay lah, if you're into all those action packed+occasional sex scenes. cabbed home after that. was totally shagged out man.

went over to bf's place on sunday. he is getting damn lazy i tell you. i walked to his place lo. and he forgot to bring the card to open the gate. damn smart right my boy? had wonton mee for lunch.

his dad is like one of the best cooks ever lah. and the whole family was happily suaning each other. even i got involved lor. but i got nobody to suan back. because bf too qiang already. boo!

i decided to go to sleep while he did his own things. when i woke up, i saw...


let's do the 5W and 1H.

WHO:
my fat boyfriend

WHAT:
's fat ass

WHEN:
on sunday

WHERE:
at his place

WHY:
because he was disturbing his dog

HOW:

like this.

put it together and it becomes:
my fat boyfriend's fat ass on sunday at his place because he was disturbing his dog like this!

the poor bugger ran away eventually. HAHAHAHA. he went to cut his hair while i continued slacking in his room and living room. when he came back, his hair still looks the same. YAH! -___-


like, no diff right!!

he sent me home and left for camp. something's wrong with his bike. doesnt sound right. for the first time, i was scared when he kap corner. but i'm still alive and kicking. hahahahas!!

and i was starting to think that bf got bored of me because his replies are a lil outa the norm recently. but then i think i'm just being paranoid especially after he sent a really sweet sms to me before outfield yesterday.

on a different note, my momo got lost and found! momo is this pillow thingy that fendy(?) got for me on my birthday(?). it's actually something that i abuse when i'm sad/angry/cranky/and everything bad.

but, momo is back at my side, just lying there like it always does and waiting for me to abuse it for whatever reason like it always does. not as if momo has a choice to run away lah. SEE! i got a chouchou too!!! =)

okay, i am damn tired. i shall go and sleep. BYEBYE!

9:19 PM

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