my boliao gf
and my irritating bf.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE...
a penis
AND...
a cockroach
?????????????????????????
wana know the answer?
really do?
okay...
here goes...
ready??
get set.......
not yet.....
wait for it!!!!!
WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU GOTTA WAITTTTTT FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAIT................
YOU GET..................
yea. a cocknis.
(5:25 PM) gabrielle.: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wtf
(5:25 PM) ☣'[K!tyiN™]= : looks gross
(5:25 PM) gabrielle.: YARH
(5:25 PM) ☣'[K!tyiN™]= : it has TWO heads
(5:25 PM) gabrielle.: .....
(5:25 PM) gabrielle.: omg
(5:25 PM) ☣'[K!tyiN™]= : like a man
omg we are damn boliao i tell you!!
yes i know. like "
gabrielle, wth! you havent been blogging properly for so long and all you can come out with now is a COCKNIS?! and where is your bday, xmas, d&d, last day of attachment, etc post??????"
okok. i admit i've been super lazy. but you'll have to blame it on my man for passing the lazy virus to me. lol. speaking of which, that idiot locked me out of the room the other day. I KNOW, LIKE WTF RIGHT!
i went to the toilet and he just happily locked the door. FOR FUN. nabeis. so he finally let me in after i got "
angry". then i bugged him for milk. i told him i'm going to take milk and he went like
"
why i cannot take for you? wait lah i take for you."
so i waited for him to finish up with what he was doing on the computer. after he was done, i told him "
let's go! i wana take milk!!" and he looked at me and said "
go and take yourself lah. i lazy to go."
!@#$%^&*(*&^#@!~!@^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#$%^&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so irritating lah. then, he locked the door AGAIN. he actually plotted the whole thing can! i got so pissed i went to the kitchen to talk to his maid instead. then he ran out of the room to the balcony.
i should have just pretended not to see him and go to his room and lock him out instead lor. and he was irritating me with some song yesterday. kept singing the same 2 sentences in a uber horrid tone.
and the 2 sentences he kept singing was
"
WHEN I GROW UP" and
"
careful what you wish for cause YOU JUST MIGHT GEDDIT"
damn irritating i tell you.
so we watched some HK show yesterday until he fell asleep (
as usual). his poor friend kept calling because bf said he'll go meet him. he told his friend "
okay i go shower then i go already."
apparently,
shower = bump back to bed. now i know why he's always so slow. i had to drag him out of bed to go shower. and when he was done, he happily rolled back to bed without wiping himself dry properly.
so i told him to sms his friend. i mean, that's the least he should do lor. that bugger snored his way until i woke him up this morning. he happily never set alarm and just waited for me to wake him up. best.
with him being so annoying, why do i still love him? no idea. seriously.
anyway, going out now! BYE PEOPLE!!!!
i want to club.
i hate exams.
8:55 PM
gabrielle 黄亦文.